As you wish

Oct 29, 2004

Leave to Wonkette to link Osama bin Laden to Wesley and Buttercup.

But then again, if we’re smart enough to figure that out, then maybe Osama knows that, too and he really wants Kerry to win, and is endorsing Kerry so that people will at first learn toward voting for Bush but then think that’s what Osama wants. . . So confusing. Clearly, we’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”; but only slightly less well known is this: “Do not read about goats when death is on the line.”

Hahahahahahahahahah …. [flop].

Anton Zuiker

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